Vanda needs ...

Just spotted this on Suzy's Blog. Basically, you put your first name into Google, followed by the word needs, and see what comes up!

1) Vanda needs watering. Sure it just runs off but you will notice how the roots green up when you do it. Stay away from me, my roots are fine thanks!!
2) Vanda needs to be split by turkeytaker Ooer, what the hells a turkeytaker?
3) Vanda needs assistance Yep, I'll agree with that :O)
4) Vanda needs a little cream for her coffee Err hello, I don't drink coffee!!
5) Vanda needs meetings with a brief phone conversation Do I, who said?
6) Vanda Needs Points Oh yes please, cos we all know what points make ... PRIZES!!
7) Vanda needs outside funding to support further development Open to any offers
8) Vanda needs a man Test Erm, last time I looked I was definitely a woman ??!!
9) Vanda needs a minimum temperature superior to 15°C More like 22oC please
10) Vanda needs a lot of work. Frankly, the only reason she's along is because you insisted and because I think she's got potential. See Suzy, it's all your fault!!!
It's tickled me so much I'm sat here wetting myself laughing, thanks Suzy.
Have a go and let me know what you find so I can laugh some more ~ please!!