Puss in Boots (not for the squeamish) :O)

ROFL ~ Elena has a hamster called Monkey, he is the cutest hamster you have ever seen and so tame. He lives in a cage on the work top in the utility room and we love him dearly. It's one of those Rotastak cages with all the colourful plastic tubes attached to it so he can run around at will. Unfortunately he has this habit of weeing in them, which is OK, but the tubes have little breathing holes in them and the wee drips through onto the work surface below ~ yuk. We have some kitchen roll strategically placed to catch said wee and this is changed at least twice a day and the work top cleaned with dettol spray.

So, Elena also has a McDonald's toy, Puss in Boots, from the Shrek movie. When you move his arm the voice of Antonio Banderas (in his strong foreign accent) says, "Fear me, if you dare".
Elena had laid puss in boots under monkeys tube and was wetting herself laughing. When I asked her what she was laughing at she said, "listen, he's saying ~ Pee on me, if you dare!!" ROFLMAO!!! Now, what am I supposed to do (answers on a postcard please). A couple of days ago, Andrew was moving a filing cabinet at work with another bloke and as they tried to carry it upstairs it slipped and landed on Andrew's shin. It's taken the skin off and although it hurt like hell it seemed to be OK. After an evening of me whinging in his ear, he logged it in the accident book at work the next day. His poor shin has a lovely scab on it about 5 inches long and seems to be getting better until tonight. When I got home from work he has a job to walk on it. It's swollen up and when I told him I was concerned for him and that he should see the doctor he said he'd think about it :S Should I insist he sees someone or should I leave him be as he's a grown man???