Sunday, September 28, 2008

House Rules :O)

I found this & thought how great it was :O)

If you get it out, put it back.
If you drop it, pick it up.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you sleep in it, make it.
If you open it, close it.
If you empty it, fill it up.
If it rings, answer it.
If you wear it, hang it up.
If you eat out of it, wash it up.
If it howls, feed it
If it cries, love it.

I can tell it's Autumn, the girls are saying ~ I know what I would like for Christmas Mum!! Elena more than anyone so I thought I had better start planning so we can spread the cost. These are the folks I have to buy for. I say I have to buy for, that's not true, these are the people I love giving presents to :O)

Andrew ~ Stargate DVD's
Gemma ~ GHD's
Lisa -
Elena ~ iPod
Liam ~ Sorted :O)
Mum ~ Gift Vouchers &
a Calendar
Dad ~ Gift Vouchers
Jack ~ Gift Vouchers &
Jordanna Boots cupcake, Sundae Glass & DIY Calendar
Andrew's Mum ~ M&S gift voucher & a Calendar
Alistair ~ sweets ~ beer goggles lol
Lorna ~ sweets & a DIY Calendar
Matthew ~ gift voucher
Zoe ~ Boots cupcake, Sundae Glass & DIY Calendar
Teresa ~ sorted :O)
Nik ~ Port
Jake ~ Lynx & DIY Calendar
Josh ~ Voucher
Dan ~ Voucher
Max ~ Playdoh
Chris ~ ?
Kerri ~ Book
Avril ~ Thorntons & Wine

It would be great if that was all (money wise) but we have quite a few birthdays just before Christmas too ~ yikes.
Elena ~ sorted
Mum ~ Sorted
Andrew's Mum ~ Gift voucher & Thorntons
Matthew ~ Gift Voucher

So far Gemma has asked for some GHD hair straighteners & the Spiderwick Chronicles in paperback, Lisa has asked if I could buy Liam a printer, & Elena has asked for ... well to be honest it would be easier if I wrote the things she hasn't asked for lol. Well she would like an iPod that holds loads of songs, a digital camera, a pack of Happy Family playing cards (I kid you not lol), hair straighteners & money to buy iTunes.

One of my favourite website is PTS & the other day someone posted this. (Liam, if you're reading this, print it off, remember it, and all will be well :O))
Nine words women use ...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

ROFLMAO, how true is that !!!

Last but not least, Elena's been taking photos again. I adore this one, it's the evening sun, shining through the snow globe on to the dining room wall :O)

Isn't it beautiful ~ thank you Elena xXx

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